Blog Reader Seriously Brutalized by Hubby's Unusual Manhood Needs Advice

Hello,

Please dont laugh at me. my problem is serious although my friends seem to only see it as funny. Honestly, i am confused and sad. I am set to be married this xmas. My introduction has been done and plans are on the way. My guy is a very good man and i love him. Although he is not rich, he is comfortable. My problem is his manhood. The thing is the most absurd thing i have ever seen in between a mans leg. Making love to him is torture. 

The thing hits only my cervix and i was afraid he has ruptured my womb. i dont feel anything but the pain on the inside. I dont know how to explain this to make you understand. The thing is very long and very slim. The circumference is just the size of my finger while the length is endless. I am not exaggerating. just look at your thumb and you will get an idea of how small the girth of the thing is. All through my life i have always preferred well endowed guys. i can manage a thick but short manhood but what i am about to settle for is just like all those long cigar that big men smoke. My friends are telling me to quit the engagement now because it takes more than love to be happy in a marriage but i am confused because i love him and i am heading 29. I definitely know that sex is important to me but there is no way i will enjoy sex with him. I have been avoiding him because i honestly do not think i can withstand the torture again at least not when we are not man and wife yet. Please what do i do? help me with opinions and please i want the married folks to also help me. Will i get used to it with time or will i spend my marriage runing away from having sex with my husband? Pls dont publish my name abeg because he reads your blog sometimes. thank you dearie

Female rapist faces jail after being found guilty of running paedophile ring

A female rapist has been found guilty of running a paedophile ring which subjected five young children to sexual and physical abuse over more than a decade.

Ten people - including six women - were on trial accused of the child sex abuse which is said to have centred around Marie Black, 34, of Norwich.

She denied 26 offences at Norwich Crown Court but today, after 19 hours of deliberations and a three-month trial, the jury convicted her of all but three counts.

She was found guilty of offences including rape, conspiracy to rape and inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

lmao.. Saudi Millionaire Blocks Traffic on One of London's Busiest Roads to Get his £1m Porsche Washed (Photos)

A wealthy Saudi Porsche owner held up traffic on one of London's busiest roads by having his £1million Porsche washed and polished in time for supercar season.  

Motorists were forced to slow down and bus drivers had to change lanes so they could safely pass the Porsche 918 Spyder while it was meticulously detailed in a parking spot at the side of the road.

According to MailOnline, the hybrid car, appeared to have only recently arrived in the UK from Saudi Arabia and was covered in dust and sand. But instead of taking it to a discreet valeter who could work on it in private, the owner decided to have it done very publicly on busy Brompton Road in Knightsbridge.

Two men worked on the car for around an hour, washing the Porsche and vacuuming it with a Henry before polishing the 210mph vehicle, which is over here for the supercar season. See the droolworthy photos below.

WTF !!! Hotel Where Perverts Pay to Have Sex With Animals Busted by Police (Photos)

Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.

Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep's and some breeds of dogs are also trained to give oral sex and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night. 

Graphic Photos : Meet the Snake Boy who has Shed his Skin every 41 Days since he was Born

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 Ari has shed his skin every 41 days since he was born 17 years ago. He must soak his body in water every hour - night and day - and smear himself with lotion every three hours to prevent drying out.  

Photographer Nurcholis Anhari Lubis, 35, has documented the little boy’s condition as part of an essay project and describes the boy's skin condition as ‘scaly like a snake about to shed his skin’....continue

WHAT! People Eating 'Manhood' As Food (PHOTOS)

It is not news that when people run out of ideas, they turn to sex and other profanities to sell their products.

Well, now it seems that chefs and restaurants all over the world are doing the same thing as numerous restaurants are beginning to sell "penis products" in their shops.

Apparently the goods are selling very rapidly and as expected, majority of the consumers are women, and they have been munching away. 

See more photos after the jump:

WHAT! People Eating 'Manhood' As Food (PHOTOS)

It is not news that when people run out of ideas, they turn to sex and other profanities to sell their products.

Well, now it seems that chefs and restaurants all over the world are doing the same thing as numerous restaurants are beginning to sell "penis products" in their shops.

Apparently the goods are selling very rapidly and as expected, majority of the consumers are women, and they have been munching away. 

See more photos after the jump:

Buhari restricts wife, relations and aides from using presidential jets

Sources within the presidency say President Buhari has restricted his wife, relations and aides from using the presidential jet unless it is necessary. This was recently played out when the first lady and her family members flew t  and from Saudi Arabia for the lesser hajj aboard an Emirates airline flight. The source in the presidency say President Buhari came up with the restriction so as to save the cost of maintaining the private jets

"President Buhari has adopted a strict policy on the use of presidential aircraft in order to save cost. His wife and relations have been restricted from the use of the aircraft in the presidential fleet. A situation where the aircraft were used anyhow by some friends, associates of the President during the administration of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan can no longer be applicable in this dispensation. For example, the wife of the President, Hajiya Aisha Buhari and three children travelled for lesser Hajj in Saudi Arabia on Emirates Airline. Buhari is determined to ensure the judicious use of the presidential aircraft to save cost. He is also setting a new template for governance. Do not be surprised if you see the President using commercial flights.”the source said

The last administration spent about N9.08billion yearly to maintain the 10 aircraft in the Presidential Air Fleet (PAF).

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Until My Husband Pays Me My Money, I Wont Give Him S*x

A 39-year-old trader, Mrs Modinat Idowu, told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos state on Thursday that she would continue to deny her husband s*x until he has paid the debt he is owing her.

Idowu said this while responding to a suit filed by her 45-year-old husband, Akeem Idowu, whom he had been married to for the last 12 years.

You Mean I’m Now A Prisoner? – Ex-Governor Lamido Cries

Former Jigawa governor, Sule Lamido, his sons Aminu and Mustapha and one Aminu Wada Abubakar are to remain in Kano Central Prison till September 28, 2015.

The quartet were remanded in prison custody on Thursday by Justice Evelyn Anyadike of the Federal High Court sitting in Kano after they were docked on a 28-count charge of corruption and money laundering brought against them by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

After the judge’s pronouncement, a mild drama ensued between Lamido and the Deputy Chief Registrar of Federal High court, Barrister Solomon Akpedah.

Governor El-Rufai's Son Shows Off Wealth

Since his father became governor of Kaduna State, Bashire El-Rufai has been on the radar for his expensive lifestyle. He flaunts cash and live large wherever he goes. Check out more photos...

Davido Gets His Daughter A Customised OBO Blinded Out Neck

ELECTION COUPLE ON HONEYMOON TOUR

After the much anticipated wedding held last Saturday, 4th July, 2015, KUNLE & DOLAPO are on HONEYMOON Tour..... From Lagos to UYO to CALABAR.... 

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North Korean leader 'executes aquarium boss' after baby turtles starve to death

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reported to have executed the boss of an aquarium after several dozen baby turtles starved to death. Kim is pictured above berating staff during a visit to the terrapin farm in February this year.

The tyrant became angry after workers claimed many baby reptiles were dying because of frequent power outages and a lack of adequate food supplies. He then ordered the execution of the terrapin farm's manager, who was taken outside and shot to death, according to South Korea news agency the DailyNK.