Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Photos : Man With World’s Largest P*enis Donates It To Museum


Jonah Falcon
 Bisexual American man Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give it back.


The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest p*nis in the world, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in p*rn. But now, HuffingtonPost reports he has an offer he can't refuse.


The Icelandic Phallological Museum -- better known as "The P*nis Museum" -- has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch s*x organ on display after his death. This is an organ that
got Falcon arrested and detained by the police for being too big.


Recounting the experience, Jonah Falcon, whose p*nis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, said he was one time stopped and frisked by the police at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulgingpackage hidden in his pants. He said:

I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"


Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. Laughing, Falcon continued:

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth.

The younger security guard felt threatened by my "very noticeable" package and interpreted it as a biological threat.

I said, It's my d*ck. He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my p*nis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.


So I am flattered by the invitation by the p*enis museum. I appreciate your museum's devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the s*xual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear ... I hope I don't make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, 'Jonah and the Whale'."



The p*enis museum opened in Reykjavik in 1997 and houses more than 300 specimen p*enises and penile parts from more than 93 different animals, including 17 types of whales, seven kinds of seals and walruses, a polar bear and a gorilla.

They range in size from a 2-millimeter hamster schlong to a 6-foot whale dong.

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