Seb Ciercies has mounting debts that need paying off and so he decided he would do this by getting someone to pop his cherry. He put an advert in a local paper in Brasov, Romania, but sadly didn’t get a single call.
His advert said: ‘Man, 29, Brasov. Athletic and toned, dark haired. I’m selling my virginity. Price: €850. Transport not included.’
He said: ‘I don’t understand it. I’m a good-looking guy with a good physique. I thought someone might even offer me more.
‘I’m healthy, I’m no Brad Pitt but I’m not ugly either. I forgot to specify male or female in the ad and I didn’t even get any gay takers.
‘It doesn’t do much for your self-esteem to be rejected by absolutely everybody in the world.’
‘I’ve worked hard in the fields and in farms all my life. It’s tough work but it has given me a great body. I thought people would be keen to try it out,’ he concluded.
Seb who is unemployed have been made to care for his diabetic brother too. Poor him!
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